ANIMAL A #9076

Armadillos are amazing animals.

Armadillos aren’t avid astrologists.

Armadillos are angry about aardvarks.

Armadillos are alert and always avoid

automobiles – almost.

ANIMAL B #9078

Bears bask beside beautiful babbling brooks.

Busy bees bug browsing bears.

Bouncing baby boy bears become big burly bruins.

Black bears borrowing blueberries before bedtime become bothered by bad bellyaches.

ANIMAL C #9079

Curious cats climb closed cedar chests.

Certain crazy cartoon cats crave caged chirping canaries.

Cantankerous cats claw couches constantly.

Clumsy cats capsize canoes, causing considerable

catastrophic circumstances.

Charming cats cherish close cuddling.

ANIMAL D #9080

Determined domestic dogs deliberately dig dirt.

Disobedient dogs do dumb dastardly deeds.

Disoriented duck dogs deliver damp decoys.

Daring dogs dodge dump trucks.

Dependable dogs don’t dilly-dally.

ANIMAL E #9083

Energetic elephants exclude escalators.

Exceptionally educated elephants enjoy electrophysiology.

Enormous elephants easily eat eighty entire eggplants.

Ever entertain eleven enraged elephants experiencing excruciating earaches. EEK!

ANIMAL F #9085

Fast frogs frequently finish first.

Frostbitten frogs favor fun-filled Florida.

Finicky frogs find fresh flies flavorful.

Fat frogs flee from famished fish.

Fussy female frogs flip for fancy fashions.

ANIMAL G #9086

Gabby geese gossip guiltlessly. Grandma Goose gives good goslings generous gifts. Giddy girl geese give gorgeous ganders gawking glances. Golf course-grazing geese give grumpy greenskeepers great grief. Goodness gracious!

ANIMAL H #9089

Hitched honeymooning hedgehogs hug heartily.

Hippie hedgehogs hate haircuts.

Happy hedgehogs hula-hoop.

Hedgehogs hurdling hazardous highways have high hopes.

Highfalutin hedgehogs have huge homes, however, humble hedgehogs have ho-hum houses.

ANIMAL I #9090

Idle inchworms irk impatient ibexes.

Intellectual ibexes involved in isometrics impress illiterate iguanas.

Immature ibexes ingesting invisible ink inevitably inherit intestinal infections.

Indiscriminate ibexes ice fish illegally in igloos.

It’s inconceivable!

ANIMAL J #9091

Jays jibber-jabber jumbled jargon.

Jazzy jays jam joyously.

Joshing jays jokingly joggle jungle jaguars.

Jumping Jehosaphats!

ANIMAL K #9092

Kindergarten koalas keep knotted knapsacks.

Knacky koalas knit khaki knickers.

Kind koalas kiss kookaburras.

Kick-boxing kangaroos knockout knucklehead koalas.

Keen koalas know kung fu.

ANIMAL L #9094

Let’s learn Letter L:

Lounging, lazy lions labor little.

Lean, limber lions learn leapfrog.

Large, lordly lions lead loyal legions, leaving lovesick lionesses looking lonely.

Las Vegas lions like lotsa luck.

ANIMAL M #9096

Mischievous minors make most mother monkeys mad.

Masquerading monkeys mimic miniature men.

Mentally mature monkeys master metaphysics.

Merrily marching monkeys make magnificent melodious music.

Monkeys munch mouth-watering mangoes. Mmmm…

ANIMAL N #9097

No nonsense newts named Ned never neglect nightly news.

Northern newlywed newts nest near Niagara.

Nice, neighborly newts never nip nonresident newcomers.

Nursing newborn newts need nutritious nutty nougat… Not!

Nobody notices normal newts nowadays, nevertheless, notable newts negotiate national necessities.

ANIMAL O #9099

Obedient owls obey official orders.

Outspoken owls offer oratorical opinions out of order.

Omnipotent owls occasionally occupy oval offices.

Older owls openly oppose obnoxious ostriches, otters, opossums or orangutans.

Owls overeating oleo, omelettes or oreos own oversized overalls.

ANIMAL P #9101

Picky pink pigs particularly prefer purple popsicles.

Popular performing pigs play pleasing piano.

Plump pigs produce palatable pork products.

Pretty, photogenic pigs, pursuing prestigious promotions, probably ponder pageant possibilities.

Peculiar people passionately pamper pet potbellied pigs.

ANIMAL Q #9103

Quaker quails quarrel quietly.

Quizzical quails question quackish quotations.

Quivering quilled quails quest quality quilts.

Qualified quail quadruplets quantify quartet quotas.

Quaggy quicksand quickly quells queasy quails.

ANIMAL R #9081

Respectable rabbits raise ripe, round, red radishes.

Responsible rabbits return rented rakes.

Restless rabbits run relay races repeatedly.

Rockin’ rabbits regularly read Rolling Stone.

Really? … Right.

ANIMAL S #9105

Snails scurry slowly.

Summer strolling snails should side-step slugs spilling salt.

Shy, silent snails specifying still, secluded surroundings shun social singing societies.

Snails seeking stimulating snow sports sometimes scale slippery slalom ski slopes – swoosh!

Smart, scholarly snails studying solar system sciences stock serious stargazing supplies.

ANIMAL T #9107

Tired, tubby toads teaching taxidermy to troublesome

turtle tots throw terrible temper tantrums.

Turtles trust talkative trolls though they tend to tell terrific tall tales.

Turtles take their time traveling terrestrial trails, transforming typically temperate traffic to turmoil.

Teeter-totters turn teetotaling turtles tumbling topsy-turvy. 

Thunder terrifies timid turtles, therefore, their tolerating ten tortoises thumping tom-toms ’tis twiddle-twaddle. Tootaloo!

ANIMAL U #9108

Unfortunately, underpaid, urban unicorns usually undergo uncomfortable ulcers.

Uncivilized unicorns utter unintelligible ululations.

Unjust umpires upset unfriendly unicorns, until ugly uproars unfold. Ultramodern unicorns understand undivided universal unity. 

Unqualified unicorns undoing umbrellas – “Ugh!”

ANIMAL V #9109

Vacationing vagrant vultures visit vacant Vermont villages…

Vice versa, venomous vipers visit Vegas. Viva!

Virtuoso vultures view valuable violins very vogue.

Vulnerable varmints void vulture valentines.

Vocal vultures verbally voice vociferous vernacular verse. Verily.

ANIMAL W #9110

Wily wolves wrestling with witless wildcats will win without wincing.

Warm weather wolves watching woolly worms will wish winter would wait.

Weird werewolves wearing wigs won’t worry wary women who walk woodlots with Winchester weapons … Whoa!

Weary working wolves want wealthy wages with whooping weekends.

When wilderness was worldwide, wolves were without woe, whereas when we wandered west wolves weren’t welcome.

Wonder why?

ANIMAL X   XTRATERRESTRIAL #9112   UNKNOWN #9115

Xcuse me while I xclude Letter E …

Xcited hydraxes xplaining xploring xpeditions

     xaggerate xtraterrestrial xistence.

Xtremely xhausted lynxes xercising xcessively

     xhale xtensively.

Xasperating vixen foxes boxing oxen xperience

     xtensive X ray xaminations.

Xorbitant xecutives tol xotic Xmas faxes.

Xtinct T-Rexes xpect xtravagant tax xemptions.

ANIMAL Y #9111  

Yea, yuppy yeoman yaks yearn yummy yachts.

Young Yiddish yaks yanking yellow yoyos yell “Yahoo!”

Yaks yap yawning yakity-yak yarns yearly.

Yoicks! Yonder, your yak’s yodeling

     “Yippee-yi-yay!” You yoke your yak yet? Yep!

ANIMAL Z #9114

Zealous Zulu zebras zigzag zoo zones.

Zzzing zebras zap zilch zebubs.

Zounds! Zither zinging zebras?

Zestful Zinfandel zooms zany zebras

     zipping zinc zeppelins.

Zip! Zowie! Zoom! Zat’s zall!